par Annie » lun. nov. 15, 2010 2:26 pm
>Encore une petite histoire, elle est en anglais, j'ai eu la flemme de la traduire, mais elle est très facile à comprendre...
> Morris Returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
>
> Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
>
> Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
>
> About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says: "Honey, you now I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
>
> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
> He touches his wife's shoulder and asks: "Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'"
>
> She says: "Of course, Dear", and they make love for the third time.
> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
>
> Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns,until he's down to 4 more hours.
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses.
> "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.... Do you think we could..."
> At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen Morris, enough is enough! I have to get up in the morning... you don't!"
A méditer...
>Encore une petite histoire, elle est en anglais, j'ai eu la flemme de la traduire, mais elle est très facile à comprendre... :D
[color=#0000BF]> Morris Returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
>
> Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
>
> Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
>
> About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says: "Honey, you now I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
>
> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
> He touches his wife's shoulder and asks: "Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'"
>
> She says: "Of course, Dear", and they make love for the third time.
> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
>
> Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns,until he's down to 4 more hours.
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses.
> "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.... Do you think we could..."
> At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen Morris, enough is enough! I have to get up in the morning... you don't!"[/color]
A méditer...
